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Hey I'm Elle!! I'm at 8th grader. I'm just your average socially awkward teenager. Anyway, I'll probably just be posting about how much I hate people. So lol please follow me and stuff. Comment please!!!

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Sorry girls, there’s only room for one queen bee.

I hate the drama at our school.

URGGGGG

Well, this post will have a LOT of cussing because I’m sorry but some people just deserve to be hated on.

This one snotty ass bitch, told everyone I was dating a seventh grader. I’m in 8th grade. What the actual fuck. One, she doesn’t know me. Two, I don’t like seventh graders. Three, she better shut her fucking mouth or I will.

No I’m totally kidding.

In 5th grade I went to the mental hospital for being suicidal. Anyway, when I got home my neighbor asked how I was doing and she has a daughter my age who used to be my best friend. Anyway, in 6th grade me and some other girls were talking about stuff. And I said I went to somewhere (I forgot.) And this one girl said I didn’t know you went there I knew you went to the mental hospital. And I didn’t tell them. I didn’t tell anyone. Except my neighbor but my old friend must’ve overheard or something and told everyone.

Almost everyday, you see a girl crying, in the girls bathroom. They’re getting bullied. I hate people

Boys. The dogs of middle school.

So you know those girls who are boy crazy. Yeah. The one’s who never stop talking about “how dreamy his eyes are”. Don’t get me wrong, I do that too, but I also HATE SOME BOYS. Me and my locker partner have our locker right next to about 10 boys. You can’t even imagine the horror. And in the morning/after school/between classes, there’s about 5 more of them. And… it’s wannabe gangster asshole freaks. Like what the actual fuck…. That’s just on the left side. On the right side, the gay nerds. I have nothing against gays, as my brother is one, but those guys are SO FUCKING WEIRD. Who can imagine the shit that goes on inside their head. And this one kid… let’s called him Bill. He is so fucking retarded. IN EVERY SINGLE CLASS EVERY FUCKING DAY, HE SAYS “I don’t get it” In like every class. URSKJFOIDKWLJESOTKFJETU

Sorry about that. Anyway. I have quite a list of boys I like.

One, let’s called him Jake. (Confidential Purposes) Like he’s really cute and he’s really nice. He has blonde hair and he’s a prep so I have no chance with him. It’s devastating. About 8 other girls like him. He was staring at me once. And I don’t like when boys stare because I ALWAYS start giggling. And that gives it away. It’s so stupid. I mean, I’m so stupid.

I actually have a story. Okay so I’m really short. I could never do anything that tall people can do. So there was this one part with a lower ceiling in the classroom. And I tried jumping to touch it. I tried once everyday. ERRGGG. So (Jake) saw me once and he’s all, “HEY GABY WATCH THIS!” and I turned around and he jumped like 2 inches (FUCK) and touched the lower ceiling and then ALL the other preps were doing the same thing so I stormed off to my desk and sat and watched them. I was actually suprised he knew my name

Another thing. Like the first week into school last year, he volunteered to say everyone’s name without looking at the roster. And HE KNEW MY NAME. AND HE HAD TO WRITE IT ON THE BOARD TOO. AND HE SPELLED IT RIGHT AND EVERYONE SPELLS MY NAME WRONG.

I literally am gonna die.

I deserved a facepalm, or a high face, in the face, with a chair.

You know you’re awkward when:

A waitress/waiter tells you to have a good meal. You say “You too”

You trip on flat ground.

You look like an overgrown fetus.

You are ugly.

You run into people in the hallways.

You invite people to your house and have to tell them to leave because you didn’t clean.

You tell everyone you’re good at something, but in reality you really suck at it.

You make fan instagram accounts so no one can see your face.

You make really long unnecessary eye contact with others.

You make up lies that so-and-so just started talking to you, but they are actually your best friend.

You stutter.

You can’t talk to boys without blushing.

You can’t talk to boys without stuttering.

You say stupid stuff.

You can’t ever get a boyfriend.

You can’t talk to boys.

It’s hard making new friends.

You fall down the stairs like once a week.

To be continued….

melborn zoo

I laughed a little too hard at this

hey it's me - lilly smithe!!!!!

I wen to the melborn zoo today it was scary. i was really bored so i decied to go pat the goats with the big horns. i jumped into the cage but then the zoo kepper started yelling at me he was very angry. i told him to go eat a salad and went to pat the goats, but they were very mean and started to chase me, then stepped on me but luckily i am so fat and thats why i didn;t die. the zoo keeper was very angry at me at they kick me and my grannys out of the zoo, we paid a lot of money for the tickets.

dear melborn zoo,

we want a refund.

love, lilly and grannys.

stupid melborn zoo

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